Jack and Diane are on a date at Tino's, the local restaurant.  Unbeknownst to them, Jon Bon JovI was playing an acoustic set at Tino's that night, and Diane just love love loves Bon Jovi.  Jack, on the other hand, he is more of a jazzy Steely Dan type.  But he adores Diane, and he looks on with adoration as Diane sings her heart out, absolutely ecstatic that her favorite band of all time is playing at Tino's. Maybe after the set is done, Diane will ask the guys of Bon JovI if they will join them for a meal.  But, she realizes, she will have to go freshener up because she smells like smoke.  She now wishes she had kicked her habit.
